Pitch Perfect

Welcome to the USP competition, Pitch Perfect! Designed to test your pitching skills to the maximum, we're looking for a 25 word max pitch selling the sponsored product pictured. At the end of the month we'll feature a selection of the best answers in USP Magazine and one winner will get a nice bottle of bubbly for their ingenuity.

Previous Pitch Perfect Competition

Welcome to the USP competition, Pitch Perfect!

Designed to test your pitching skills to the maximum, we’re looking for a 25 word max pitch selling the sponsored product pictured.

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Angel, HR Ambits >

2010-03-05 12:16:26

"Why m I sitting here on the reception lounge of this Restaurant, when my wife is sitting inside waiting for me to cut the anniversary cake. "

robin, blue sky carpentry and joinery >

2010-02-09 20:34:01

"Feeling left on the shelf ladies?.... Inflatable boyfriend is guaranteed to fill that hole in your life* *do not feed"

Chris Ashwell, The Danwood Group Ltd >

2009-07-17 22:47:56

"My wife divorced me and all I got was this lousy sofa, a bedsit and no social life. "DFS, at least you can sit down...!""

Chris Ashwell, The Danwood Group Ltd >

2009-07-17 22:43:35

"Give yourself the means for both reflection and relaxation, without the need for extra cushions..! Remote control hider and beer can chiller sold seperately."

Indira Dutta, mustard communications >

2009-07-16 10:30:28

" Once you sit on it, You might feel like taking it home..."

Valerie Falconer, VOG >

2009-05-14 08:56:02

"Derek was really feeling old today - he could remember when DFS didn't have a sale on"

Robert Lindsay, F&W >

2009-05-14 08:54:38

"Sofa so good!"

Valerie Falconer, VOG >

2009-05-14 08:52:32

"There are now less than 400 people to each sofa hypermarket, and we're still all in business - well done, Sales!"

Robert Lindsay, F&W >

2009-03-15 18:19:57

"This ex-wino and dosser will sit on your sofa whilst you're out and keep burglars at bay - as well as most of your friends"

chaitanya kumar, wow hyderabad >

2009-02-04 18:46:32

"For a cushion so soft, you don't need a white collared job!"

Valerie Falconer, VOG >

2009-01-24 20:45:24

"The sofa for today's recession - totally legless"

Elliot Jacobs, UOE >

2009-01-13 18:30:40

"Rest those weary salesman's feet - no need for desk, PC or phone...instead a luxury sofa to watch the recession roll by..ahhhh...that's comfy."

Dickie Armour, Fibranet Services Ltd >

2008-10-15 18:25:35

"Relaxation Workspace designed with you, the worker in mind. Relax and unwind in your own stress free space. Lunch breaks will never be the same! "

Don Phares, Progressive Media >

2008-09-24 13:48:30

"The sofa that can turn your day dreams into reality. This sofa makes your problems disappear. Come and try we are sure you will buy."

Milo, Black Dog >

2008-09-22 11:15:06

"Phones may ring You’re not listening You’re on this couch new and glistening A beautiful sight Comfy and bright Luxuriating in a seating wonderland "