Pitch Perfect

Bruce Knight, IP >

2011-11-03 23:43:01

"Mr Smith will see you now. Give me just a minute. "

Charlotte Ward, TopLine Communications >

2011-10-20 16:37:39

"This sofa reminds me of my wife", thought Max, "it's curvaceous, soft and I love sitting on it.""

Charlotte Ward, TopLine Communications >

2011-10-20 10:52:46

"The sofa to make shopping for her, more comfortable for you."

Joe, SRC >

2011-07-21 11:25:25

"Relax, we will take care of it for you!"

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2011-07-14 11:12:14

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2011-07-12 10:51:52

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Kert, ixMnCOwyZrMhI >

2011-07-11 23:11:26

"It was dark when I woke. This is a ray of suhnsnie. "

cameron sacks, Ince Pty LTD >

2011-06-17 14:28:44

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Richard Pickle, Freelance >

2011-03-22 11:55:33

" The trouble with inflatable dolls is that they always seem to deflate over time. Not any more as the new model comes fully deflated as STANDARD. "

Erik Lang, NA >

2010-12-14 12:46:30

"Young good looking man, easy to present to family and friends. Good company at Christmas and within everyone’s budget. On sale after Christmas."

Johnny Dedmen, Entrepreneur >

2010-04-13 16:45:49

".....& if Carlsberg did sofa's............"

Johnny Dedmen, Entrepreneur >

2010-04-13 16:43:28

"Hmmm. Does my bum look good in this?"

Johnny Dedmen, Entrepreneur >

2010-04-13 16:41:34

"How cool is this?... An extremely comfy sofa, the rest of the day off and a perfect view of the ladies going up that escalator!!"

Rob Miller, None >

2010-03-22 10:17:09

"Other."

Angel, HR Ambits >

2010-03-05 12:16:26

"Why m I sitting here on the reception lounge of this Restaurant, when my wife is sitting inside waiting for me to cut the anniversary cake. "

robin, blue sky carpentry and joinery >

2010-02-09 20:34:01

"Feeling left on the shelf ladies?.... Inflatable boyfriend is guaranteed to fill that hole in your life* *do not feed"

Chris Ashwell, The Danwood Group Ltd >

2009-07-17 22:47:56

"My wife divorced me and all I got was this lousy sofa, a bedsit and no social life. "DFS, at least you can sit down...!""

Chris Ashwell, The Danwood Group Ltd >

2009-07-17 22:43:35

"Give yourself the means for both reflection and relaxation, without the need for extra cushions..! Remote control hider and beer can chiller sold seperately."

Indira Dutta, mustard communications >

2009-07-16 10:30:28

" Once you sit on it, You might feel like taking it home..."

Valerie Falconer, VOG >

2009-05-14 08:56:02

"Derek was really feeling old today - he could remember when DFS didn't have a sale on"

Robert Lindsay, F&W >

2009-05-14 08:54:38

"Sofa so good!"

Valerie Falconer, VOG >

2009-05-14 08:52:32

"There are now less than 400 people to each sofa hypermarket, and we're still all in business - well done, Sales!"

Robert Lindsay, F&W >

2009-03-15 18:19:57

"This ex-wino and dosser will sit on your sofa whilst you're out and keep burglars at bay - as well as most of your friends"

chaitanya kumar, wow hyderabad >

2009-02-04 18:46:32

"For a cushion so soft, you don't need a white collared job!"

Valerie Falconer, VOG >

2009-01-24 20:45:24

"The sofa for today's recession - totally legless"

Elliot Jacobs, UOE >

2009-01-13 18:30:40

"Rest those weary salesman's feet - no need for desk, PC or phone...instead a luxury sofa to watch the recession roll by..ahhhh...that's comfy."

Dickie Armour, Fibranet Services Ltd >

2008-10-15 18:25:35

"Relaxation Workspace designed with you, the worker in mind. Relax and unwind in your own stress free space. Lunch breaks will never be the same! "

Don Phares, Progressive Media >

2008-09-24 13:48:30

"The sofa that can turn your day dreams into reality. This sofa makes your problems disappear. Come and try we are sure you will buy."

Milo, Black Dog >

2008-09-22 11:15:06

"Phones may ring You’re not listening You’re on this couch new and glistening A beautiful sight Comfy and bright Luxuriating in a seating wonderland "